


"A Donald Duck Cartoon"
Running Time 8:53
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Released by RKO Radio Pictures, Inc.
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In this short, Donald enters boot camp as he joins the army with the hope of flying. It starts with a catchy and ironic army song, as he enters the building to have his medical exam. In the exam he is tested to see whether he is suitable. Despite being colour blind and too short, he gets the OK.
Donald has his first marching lesson, as he follows the other soldiers and Sgt Pete. Immediately we get the idea Donald isn't very disciplined. When Pete shouts 'halt', Donald carries on marching right into other soldiers. Pete tries to correct Donald, but to no avail. Donald even cuts Pete's tie off with his gun. Pete then gives Donald some 'Special Training' on his own. Pete gives Donald several orders, all of which he messes up. Some funny moves here. Eventualy, Pete loses his cool and spins Donald like a top and in turn Donald loses his cool too. Donald yells 'I quit'. Pete threatens him with brass knuckles and so Donald takes it back and decides to comply with Pete's commands.
The next scene is where we realy get to see Donald at his best. Pete shouts 'Attention', Donald does so. Pete specificly tells him not to move a muscle. Donald thinks everything is finaly going right, then ants start coming out of the ground and crawling onto Donald's legs. Donald feels them walking on him and shakes his rear. Pete shouts 'attention!' again and Donald realises that he still has to stand still even with the itch. It is hilarious (in a cruel kind of way) watching Donald desperatly trying not to move, while the ants, now on his bare lower body, crawl on him. Pete turns his back, and Donald takes the opprotunity to scratch off some ants. Pete hears him, turns around, and shouts 'I said don't move!'. Donald sweats as he tries to keep still with an ever increasing number of itchy ants crawling all over him. I'm guessing Pete can see the ants, and is just being sadistic. Donald attempts to flick off some ants with his tail was one ant climbs on his beak and gets hit by a ball of sweat. Donald fails to stop the ants from becoming so numerous that he loses control and runs around with his gun firing in all directions, but Pete's in particular.
Donald gets Potato Duty. End.
"The Army's not the Army anymore...It's better than it's ever been before..."
In the days before the worldwide slogan "be all you can be" became the Army's commercialized slogan, Donald decides to give the Army a shot so that he could help destroy Der Fuerher and his forces. His full name, Donald Fauntelroy Duck, is shown on the title screen. Donald gazes at all the signs promoting positive patriotism and fighting the war - however, just as anyone else, there is a process you have to go through before you can put on a uniform, as Donald is about to find out.
Donald comes marching into the draft board wanting to fly and shows the army general his intentions physically. He is extremely hesistant to do anything - so he asks Donald to sign his name on a form and then tells him he needs to have a physical examination. So, Donald proceeds through the back door for his physical. Donald is then measured and checked up from head to toe, even though he could not tell the difference between the colors green and blue (even though the questions were a complete joke). He then gets measured for his uniform and hat size - the doctors use an oversized uniform, throw water on it, and the uniform consequently shrinks. As soon as he gets his stamp of approval (on his rear), you would think Donald would get a chance to fly. Not quite.
Donald looks up at the planes in the sky and mumbles in frustration how much he wants to fly. So, as he is marching, we hear Sergeant Peg Leg (Pete) tell Donald to get back in formation. He yells "halt", but Donald ignroes the commands and ends up halting (after the second command) at the front of the line. The comedy starts here, and this would make even Hitler laugh ... sort of.
Donald is given an "about face" command and slices the tie off of Sergeant Peg Leg with his weapon. Peg Leg then dismisses the company and keeps Donald for so-called special training. He then shouts out more commands - and Donald clumsily is twisted the entire time ... tearing off part of his hat and progressively frustrating Pete in the process. Pete then says to Donald that "you're no soldier" and slaps him around a bit, causing Donald to bark back, "I quit!" The only problem is, you're not allowed to quit once you're in the army. So, Peg leg takes off his uniform and threatens to knock Donald out with a pair of brass knuckles. Donald obviously takes back what he says.
Peg Leg tells him that he has to learn discipline, so he yells the "attention" command to Donald and he complies, so Peg Leg tells him not to move a muscle. The only problem is, Donald is standing over an antfarm so it would be next to impossible to stay still with the number of ants that were about to land on him. One ant crawls to Donald's beak but gets knocked off by his sweat. After several attempts by Peg Leg to keep Donald at attention, the ants become too numerous for Donald to handle, and Donald goes ballistic and starts firing away at anything and everything in its path, hitting Peg Leg several times as he was running for cover up a tree. Peg Leg used his whistle hoping for Donald to stop, but resistance was simply futile at this point.
In the end, Donald gets his first discipline lesson from Sergeant Peg Leg ... he had to peel a room filled with potatos. In frustration, Donald carves the word "phooey" out of one of the potato skins as the cartoon closes.
For Donald, it could have been worse. In one of Donald's later war cartoons "Fall Out, Fall In", he had to march 50 miles to camp! What poison would you rather choose?
--- Tom Wilkins
Lyrics
"The song "The Army's Not the Arny Anymore" became sort of an unofficial anthem for Donald's wartime pictures. He can also be heard whistling it while he works in "The Vanishing Private."
The Army's not the Army anymore
It's better than it's ever been before
The bugler blows
I can't get 'em up at quarter after seven
But if you're tired stay right there
Sleep until eleven
Oh, the Army's not the Army anymore
The Army's not the Army anymore
It's better than it's every been before
You used to walk a mile for beans
But now they bring them to ya
And all the Generals say "Hello!"
As though they really knew ya
Oh, the Army's not the Army anymore
They've got a lot of hostesses
The gals are really cuties
And entertaining these co-eds is part of your regular duties
Oh, the Army's not the Army anymore
The Army's not the Army anymore
It's better than it's ever been before
The Sargent isn't tough anymore
He's careful not to bore you
Just tell him when you're peelin' spuds
And he will peel them for you
Oh, the Army's not the Army anymore
No, the Army's not the Army anymore.
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Character model of Pete from "Donald Gets Drafted." |
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